Because of Winn-Dixie

So yesterday I went to Winn-Dixie with my mom. She was on a mission to get three things; sinus medicine, ear drops, and bread. Bread was the first thing she grabbed so next up was the medicine. Down the isle we went when I noticed a spill on the floor. It was pinkish with a white-silverish tint. I stepped over it and continued on our journey. Patty got what she wanted and started for the front of the isle. So I instinctively turned and headed in the same direction. After four minutes of medicine browsing, my attention was shot. My foot didn't grip the floor and my leg jolted forward causing me to flail my arms and my body to be in a split position. My left thigh landed right in the pinkish substance. It splashed on my arm the surrounding shelf products. I stood revealing that the pinkish liquid was not a spill but the smell made it known that it was someone else's bile! Someone threw up in a lane at Winn-Dixie and I, of course, had to be there at that moment. Totally gross.