Homecoming Reject.

Being that I can not get a date to homecoming, I decided to hit up an offer to got eat at Applebee's with some friends. The group of us waited for like an hour till we got a small booth for the eight people we had with us. Our waiter was quick and very funny. I being the poorest one asked for a water with a free plate of lemon slices so I can make my own free lemonade. He got our orders and was on his way. A little while later he came back with a napkin and asked if I could write down a fake phone number on it. In my mind, I thought the other waiters had bets of which waiter can get the most phone numbers. I gladly accepted and began to write. While I was performing the task at hand the waiter started to give the explanation of why he needed this unusual deed done. His logic was this. "There is a gay employee over there named Peter and I saw you were just like him and I wanted to know if you can write down a number and see if he takes it". Now, the minute he started talking, I got the clue. I stared at Ekuase mouthing to her' "he thinks I'm gay, he thinks I'm gay", repeatedly. After about two minutes of him explaining this he finale says "and if you're not gay, I am going to feel like a complete asshole". By this point I was no longer embarrassed. I was more embarrassed for him. He gathered from everyone's laughter that I was indeed not gay. I broke through the obnoxious laughing and I told him that I wasn't and he said son of a bitch and walked away. A few minutes later he came back and declared, "There goes my tip", apologized more than a hundred times, and handed me a lemonade and said "no charge". My life is average.